Lt. Lacy's Pawleece Report
Thank you for reading Lieutenant Lacy’s Pawleece Blotter.
Remember, there are no bad dogs. So there is no crime here in Woo Woo Junction.
But it would be a crime to tell Lacy that.
She has a job to do. And she takes it seriously.
So we publish what she barks as she takes a bite out of “crime”.
Today's Report
The Missing Sticks
Sammy, the Naughty Dog in charge of the Land Of Sticks Store, was happy to report that several sticks were missing. When Lt. Lacy arrived, she found that they were just buried behind the store.
Pillow Talk
Earlier today, Lt. Lacy and Captain Cokie were both called to Spanky’s towering pile of pillows. According to Spanky, she heard voices. Cokie discovered it was just gossip.
Yesterday's Report
Tennis Anyone?
As Lt. Lacy pawtroled the streets, she found no less than ten tennis balls hidden in bushes, behind fire hydrants, and just loose. Turns out Jethro lost his balls. He has a hard time gathering them up without a tennis racquet. Jethro was issued a warning to begin raquet-teering.
Poop Patrol Update
The streets were clean. Not one sighing of #2.
